{"id":1035,"date":"2005-01-30T23:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-30T22:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/blog\/hol\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T08:49:27","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T07:49:27","slug":"hol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2005\/01\/hol\/","title":{"rendered":"Hol"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ich bin in IKEA<\/a>, hol mich hier raus.<\/p>\n

\"Mein<\/p>\n

Ich wei\u00df ja nicht mal, wie ich hineinfiel. Es war glatt, ich war jung, die Angebote waren verlockend. Pl\u00f6tzlich plumps. Dann sah ich nach oben, mehrere Tage. Voll Gelb, voll Staubweben. Da traute ich mich gar nicht raus. Aber andererseits: Es war sehr sch\u00f6n und gem\u00fctlich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ich bin in IKEA, hol mich hier raus. Ich wei\u00df ja nicht mal, wie ich hineinfiel. Es war glatt, ich war jung, die Angebote waren verlockend. Pl\u00f6tzlich plumps. Dann sah ich nach oben, mehrere Tage. Voll Gelb, voll Staubweben. Da traute ich mich gar nicht raus. Aber andererseits: Es war sehr sch\u00f6n und 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