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Urspr\u00fcnglich war im Zentrum eine H\u00f6rerfahrung bei der Hotline eines Onlineshops. Bevor man sich bei Problemen mit Kontaktformularen und auch den zahlreich anfallenden Chatbots befasst oder dar\u00fcber kommuniziert, suche ich gerne nach eine Telefonnummer, um Dinge im Schnellgespr\u00e4ch zu kl\u00e4ren. Das hat sich bei Online-H\u00e4ndlern wie Amazon bestens bew\u00e4hrt, auch im Falle einer Bank konnte auf diese Weise ein Nachbestellung einer PIN-Zahl kostenlos geregelt werden. Wenn man halt respektvoll und nett miteinander umgeht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bei dem Shop, um den es hier gerade geht, der f\u00fcr Hobbyware Angebote hat und in D\u00e4nemark seinen Firmensitz hat, lief es jedoch auf \u00fcberraschende Weise anders. Er wirbt mit dem Slogan, es handle sich ihm seinem Kundenservice um den besten Deutschlands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"338\" data-attachment-id=\"11034\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2025\/07\/bester-kundenservice-deutschlands-udo-lindenberg-als-prophet\/ueber-uns\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?fit=1762%2C582&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1762,582\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"U\u0308ber uns \u2013\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;U\u0308ber uns \u2013&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;U\u0308ber uns \u2013&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?fit=1024%2C338&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=1024%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"U\u0308ber uns \u2013\" class=\"wp-image-11034\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=1024%2C338&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=300%2C99&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=768%2C254&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=1536%2C507&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?resize=1320%2C436&amp;ssl=1 1320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Ueber-uns-%E2%80%93.png?w=1762&amp;ssl=1 1762w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">U\u0308ber uns \u2013<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wir sind erk\u00e4ltet. Und da ist es dann vorbei mit dem Gespr\u00e4ch bevor es angefangen hat. H\u00f6rt h\u00f6rt \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250718_163144_MONO.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Kein_Problem_Dornige_Chancen\"><\/span>Kein Problem? Dornige Chancen<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Wir haben ein Problem. Und da gilt die Regel aus Udo Lindenbergs <a href=\"https:\/\/www.udo-lindenberg.de\/gene-galaxo-a-1990-b-der-mutant-c-die-welt-ist-prima.507.htm\">Galaxo-Suite<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>Fr\u00fcher gab&#8217;s ein Wort, das hie\u00df \u201eProblem\u201c, <br>das strichen wir aus dem Vokabular.<\/p><cite><a href=\"https:\/\/www.udo-lindenberg.de\/gene-galaxo-a-1990-b-der-mutant-c-die-welt-ist-prima.507.htm\">Website von Udo Lindenberg<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Gene_Galoxo\"><\/span>Gene Galoxo<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Das bringt mich gleich zur\u00fcck zu einer Jugenderfahrung, \u00e4mlich zu Udo Lindenbergs Geno Galaxo-Suite. Die dazugeh\u00f6rige Platte stand im Schrank meiner Geschwister. Wer genau sich die Platte zugelegt hat, wei\u00df ich nicht, aber ich ordne sie den mittleren Geschwistern zu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Song von Udo Lindenberg aus dem Jahr 1976 ist ziemlich hellseherisch. Von der \u201eUS-Gangsterdemokratie\u201c ist da die Rede, ebenso wie vom \u201eKnast in Mokau\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Auch die Neuschaffung eines Mutanten mit den Mitteln der Biochemie aus der Serie \u201eX5A\u201c. \u201eUnschlagbar in der Musik\u201c. Beim Part der Erstellung des Mutanten geht auch Udo Lindenberg  musikalisch recht experimentell weit. Nicht ungew\u00f6hnlich f\u00fcr die 70er-Jahre. Es gibt Streichersets und r\u00fcckw\u00e4rts ausgespielte Bl\u00e4sersets. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Und weiter:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>\u201eEr hat das Aussehen, das die Leute<br>gut finden heute<br>er bringt die Show, die sie total fasziniert\u201c<\/p><cite><a href=\"https:\/\/www.udo-lindenberg.de\/gene-galaxo-a-1990-b-der-mutant-c-die-welt-ist-prima.507.htm\">Website von Udo Lindenberg<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wir sind alle in diesem Programm mittlerweile angelangt. Die Mittel sind die, die man aus der Marktforschung kennt, was man heute als algorithmengetrieben bezeichnen w\u00fcrde. Es ist alles berechnet. 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