{"id":2208,"date":"2007-06-01T13:37:07","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T12:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/blog\/knieschlag\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T08:48:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T07:48:39","slug":"knieschlag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2007\/06\/knieschlag\/","title":{"rendered":"Knieschlag"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Auf dem Weg zur\u00fcck. Ein Gang. Durch die lange Stra\u00dfe. Ein Schlag, laut, sehr laut, vor Schreck die Knie weich geworden.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Geh\u00f6rt das zum Repertoire der Reflexe? Bei Tieren habe ich das ja schon mal beobachtet, dass sie in Deckung gehen, wenn man sie erschreckt. Pl\u00f6tzlich also bleiben die Beine weg, aber knicken nicht ein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auf dem Weg zur\u00fcck. Ein Gang. Durch die lange Stra\u00dfe. Ein Schlag, laut, sehr laut, vor Schreck die Knie weich geworden. 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