{"id":3412,"date":"2014-12-16T18:22:06","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T17:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/zettelkasten\/wurst-alles-wurst\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T11:50:42","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T10:50:42","slug":"wurst-alles-wurst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2014\/12\/wurst-alles-wurst\/","title":{"rendered":"Wurst, alles Wurst"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"shariff shariff-align-left shariff-widget-align-left\"><ul class=\"shariff-buttons theme-white orientation-horizontal buttonsize-small\"><li class=\"shariff-button mastodon shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#563ACC\"><a href=\"https:\/\/s2f.kytta.dev\/?text=Wurst%2C%20alles%20Wurst https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kritische-masse.de%2Flogbuch%2F2014%2F12%2Fwurst-alles-wurst%2F\" title=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" aria-label=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" role=\"button\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; background-color:#6364FF; 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Wettrennen mit einer Schnalle mit Hund um den n\u00e4chsten Platz in der Reihe. Ich gewinne, voll grinsend. Mein Frau humpelte noch mit ihren Gehhilfen nach.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch will nur &#8216;ne Wurst.\u201c Und l\u00e4sst ihren Plastikbeutel geschickt fallen, um der noch bedient werdenden alten Dame ein Hinweis darauf zu geben, dass sie gleich dar\u00fcber stolpern wird.<\/p>\n<p>Frau dr\u00e4ngelt sich mit &#8220;Ich will Wurst f\u00fcr meine Langnase &#8211; geschenkt haben&#8221; und kommt zuerst zuerst dran und danach die Wurst geschenkt und zieht gewinngrinsend von dannen.<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann, der nach uns ein geteiltes Wienerl f\u00fcr seine Kiddies w\u00fcnscht, schl\u00e4gt mit 1 Euro zu Buche.<\/p>\n<p>Und da wundert man sich \u00fcber die Verwahrlosung der Sitten?<\/p>\n<div class=\"shariff shariff-align-left shariff-widget-align-left\"><ul class=\"shariff-buttons theme-white orientation-horizontal buttonsize-small\"><li class=\"shariff-button mastodon shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#563ACC\"><a href=\"https:\/\/s2f.kytta.dev\/?text=Wurst%2C%20alles%20Wurst https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kritische-masse.de%2Flogbuch%2F2014%2F12%2Fwurst-alles-wurst%2F\" title=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" aria-label=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" role=\"button\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; 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Das ist fein, wenn man merkt, man ist nicht allein. Ich sage Dank denen, bei deren Lekt\u00fcre\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Alfred D\u00f6blin\"","block_context":{"text":"Alfred D\u00f6blin","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/tag\/alfreddblin\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Diesen Kuss der ganzen Welt","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/07\/20040726-salome.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":9989,"url":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2024\/07\/sage-und-schreibe\/","url_meta":{"origin":3412,"position":5},"title":"Sage und schreibe \u2026","author":"der huflaikhan","date":"27. Juli 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"\u2026 sechs Jahre ist es her. Ich denke immer wieder einmal daran, ob es nicht irgendetwas zu sagen g\u00e4be. Aber ich komme immer wieder zu dem Ergebnis, dass man nichts mehr sagen kann. G\u00e4be es etwas, was man sagen k\u00f6nnte, k\u00f6nnte man es trotzdem nicht sagen. 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