{"id":503,"date":"2004-06-30T11:23:29","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T10:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/blog\/fieser-witz-bei-mieser-fitz-tollwutwarnung-etc\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T08:49:49","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T07:49:49","slug":"fieser-witz-bei-mieser-fitz-tollwutwarnung-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2004\/06\/fieser-witz-bei-mieser-fitz-tollwutwarnung-etc\/","title":{"rendered":"Fieser Witz bei mieser Fitz – Tollwutwarnung etc."},"content":{"rendered":"

Electric Ladyland vs. Electric Ladyband als Eclectic Babyhand [bei Quirinius<\/a>]<\/p>\n

Voll Wut gegen Tollwut<\/a> – grau ist alle Theorie, die Maus<\/a>, man sieht sie nie, da hilft nur: Spritze in das Knie [bei Semmel<\/a>]<\/p>\n

H\u00f6flich wie so h\u00e4ufig, der Haltungsturner<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Furchtbare Farben: Gelber Schlauch, schwarzer Krater, Maden [bei Brain farts<\/a>]<\/p>\n

Langweilig: Popelpreise bei angeblichem Preisbloggen<\/a> von „Die ZEIT”, “blogg.de” und “ro wollt” ihr denn hin. Langsam wird Zeit, dass ich selbst einen Preis ausschreibe. Und als Preis werde ich die CD-Kollektion des Grauens ausloben.<\/p>\n

Wie sagte doch Velemir Chlebnikov schon so sch\u00f6n:
\n 1 Leitstern
\n 2 Bin ich euch
\n 3 Abermals, abermals.
\n 4 Peilt der Seemann
\n 5 Den falschen Stern an
\n 6 Verbiegt er den Winkel:
\n 7 Treibt ins Unheil sein Boot
\n 8 Wird es an Felsen zerschellen
\n 9 Oder auf Sandb\u00e4nke prellen.
\n10 Aber auch ihr
\n11 Von Herzen falsch im Winkel zu mir
\n12 Ungl\u00fcckliche
\n13 An Klippen werdet ihr scheitern
\n14 Von Steinen verspottet
\n15 Wie ich von Euch!<\/p>\n

\u00dcbersetzt von dem nicht minder wunderlichen Otto Nebel<\/i><\/cite><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Electric Ladyland vs. Electric Ladyband als Eclectic Babyhand [bei Quirinius] Voll Wut gegen Tollwut – grau ist alle Theorie, die Maus, man sieht sie nie, da hilft nur: Spritze in das Knie [bei Semmel] H\u00f6flich wie so h\u00e4ufig, der Haltungsturner. Furchtbare Farben: Gelber Schlauch, schwarzer Krater, Maden [bei Brain farts] Langweilig: Popelpreise bei angeblichem Preisbloggen 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