{"id":834,"date":"2004-10-16T12:26:05","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T11:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/blog\/haare\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T08:49:30","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T07:49:30","slug":"haare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/haare\/","title":{"rendered":"Haare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><cite>Neulich, &#8216;s war beim Haareschneiden,<br \/>\ntat meine Birne ziemlich leiden.<br \/>\nFiel ins Becken, das mich wusch,<br \/>\nmit Get\u00f6se und &#8216;nem Tusch.<br \/>\nSo kann man mal den Kopf verlieren,<br \/>\n<strike>umso<\/strike> doch leichter geht dann das Rasieren.<\/cite><br \/>\nGef\u00fchlsEinzugsZentrale II<\/p>\n<div class=\"shariff\"><ul class=\"shariff-buttons theme-white orientation-horizontal buttonsize-small\"><li class=\"shariff-button mastodon shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#563ACC\"><a href=\"https:\/\/s2f.kytta.dev\/?text=Haare https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kritische-masse.de%2Flogbuch%2Fhaare%2F\" title=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" aria-label=\"Bei Mastodon teilen\" role=\"button\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; 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