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Seit Jahren machen sie unsere europ\u00e4ische Kultur kaputt. Fast Food, Kreditarte, Internet, Jazz, Popmusik, Rock &#8216;n Roll. Das hat sich offenbar auch die Vorsitzende der AfD in Sachen, Frauke Petry, gedacht. Alternative f\u00fcr Deutschland, Alternative f\u00fcr was? Die suchen keine Alternative f\u00fcr Deutschland sondern f\u00fcr Nicht-Deutschland. Zum Beispiel f\u00fcr den Geburtstags-Klassiker \u201eHappy Birthyday\u201c. Dar\u00fcber berichten die Gazetten, ob <a href=\"http:\/\/www.faz.net\/aktuell\/politik\/inland\/frauke-petry-die-afd-mag-happy-birthday-nicht-13139564.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">FAZ<\/a> oder <a href=\"http:\/\/www.welt.de\/politik\/deutschland\/article131987462\/Happy-Birthday-AfD-stoert-sich-an-englischem-Lied.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WELT<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWir treten daf\u00fcr ein, dass die deutsche Sprache gepflegt wird\u201c,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>soll sie in der BLID-Zeitung gesagt haben. Ob sie damit des Pudels Kern getroffen hat?<\/p>\n<p>Ich f\u00fcrchte: eher nicht. Denn auch in deutscher Sprache kann man ganz sch\u00f6n viel Mist pflegen. Es ist ja nicht so, dass in bestimmten Zeiten des Deutschen Reiches gut in deutsch gesprochen wurde. Die Lingua Tertii Imperii, die Viktor Klemperer darstellte, ist davon nur eine. Jedes Jahr haben wir insbesondere <a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Unwort_des_Jahres_%28Deutschland%29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">deutschsprachige Unworte<\/a>, die gek\u00fcrt werden. Wie zum Beispiel: \u201enational befreite Zone\u201c, \u201efreiwillige Ausreise\u201c oder \u201eausl\u00e4nderfrei\u201c. Aber lassen wir das mal au\u00dfen vor, das ist ein schwieriges Thema mit diesem National-Deutsch.<\/p>\n<p>Sie hat nat\u00fcrlich andererseits vollkommen Recht: Es gibt soviel deutsche Literatur, da muss man wirklich nicht aufs Fremdsprachige schauen. Vor einigen Jahren hat dies Peter R\u00fchmkorf in \u201e\u00dcber das Volksverm\u00f6gen \u2013 Exkurse in den literarischen Untergrund\u201c (Reinbek bei Hamburg, 1967) gesammelt und kommentiert. Ein paar Beispiele:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Goethe sprach zu Schiller<br \/>\nHol aus dem Arsch nen Triller<br \/>\nSchiller sprach zu Goethe<br \/>\nMein Arsch ist keine Fl\u00f6te (Seite 56)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oder<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nichts ist ewig<br \/>\nNicht ist gro\u00df<br \/>\nAuch das Braune<br \/>\nWird man los (Seite 180)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oder<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Deutschland Deutschland \u00fcber alles<br \/>\n\u00dcber alles in der Welt<br \/>\nUnd wenn&#8217;s oben ist dann knallt es<br \/>\nDa\u00df der Scherben runterf\u00e4llt. 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