{"id":998,"date":"2005-01-07T11:33:35","date_gmt":"2005-01-07T10:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/wordpress\/blog\/foddos-die-das-leben-schoss-den-mund-gelegt\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T08:49:28","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T07:49:28","slug":"foddos-die-das-leben-schoss-den-mund-gelegt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kritische-masse.de\/logbuch\/2005\/01\/foddos-die-das-leben-schoss-den-mund-gelegt\/","title":{"rendered":"Foddos, die das Leben schoss \u0096 \u0085 in den Mund gelegt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rightbox\"><%image(20050107-zimmermann.jpg|250|335|O. Z.)%><\/div>\n<p>&#8222;Manchmal ist man restlos geschafft. Nach einem Tag, verplant mit Organisation, Begr\u00fc\u00dfen, Rerumlaufen. Geht auch alles gut und dann noch ein Auftritt auf der B\u00fchne. Da fallen einem schon mal die Mienen herab. Eine Sp\u00e4tabenddepression kann ich nun gar nicht brauchen. Huaaah. Bitte?<\/p>\n<p>Sprudel, Orangensaft? Ach, was soll man nehmen, nicht noch eine weitere Entscheidung. Dann kommt so ein depperter Foddegraf mit seinem Billigheimer Digitalquatsch. Da passt man einmal nicht auf. Also Hof-Foddegraf wird der bei mir nicht. Niemals. <\/p>\n<p>Ach, und nu? Orangensaft oder Sprudel. Beides ist der Stimme abtr\u00e4glich. Ach, wenn der Tag nur endlich endete. Klar, hier sprach vor Urzeiten einmal der Einstein das erste Mal \u00f6ffentlich \u00fcber die Relativit\u00e4tstheorie. Toll, und nun soll ich \u00fcber F\u00f6deralismus reden. Janun, der ist auch irgendwie relativ wie die Entscheidung: Orangensaft oder Sprudel. Aber irgendwas muss ich trinken. Meine rein private Relativit\u00e4tstheorie. <\/p>\n<p>Vielleicht mixen? <\/p>\n<p>Ach, wie mir das auf den Geist geht. G\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4hn. Was ist los? Soundcheck? 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